. . . if you didn't get one of these for your birthday -- a tiger cub. Vladimir Putin did. Really. That's how I came by the picture.
And that's about all the fun news I could wring out of this day, on which we closely examined our retirement savings portfolio. Oh, okay, maybe a little stock market joke stolen from my friend Tom:
What with all the economic news, I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every hour crying.